ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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