Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize