I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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