even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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