shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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