you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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