I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Threesome in a minivan. New low
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
