got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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