You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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