I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
