I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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