i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
