Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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