I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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