I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
