he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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