hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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