pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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