i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The air taste purple.
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