Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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