tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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