I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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