Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
