You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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