last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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