woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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