Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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