i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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