I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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