The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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