it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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