Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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