But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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