I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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