Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
please don't ironically join a cult
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