feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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