Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize