: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Couch. On fire.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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