Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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