there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just blew my weed a kiss
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
