If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
well you can't waste a boner
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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