i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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