hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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