I hate your face
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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