I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
