I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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