i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she looked like the before picture.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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