Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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