love makes seman taste better
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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