My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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