His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
where am i from again
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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