we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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