Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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