4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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